*as Carolyn gives Kelsey a lap dance*Ah yeah fuck this, you guys can just watch it for yourselves. If it'll load.
Kelsey: Akiyoshi, will you miss me when I leave?
Aki: Yeah. Yeah.
Kelsey: Carolyn, ...
Caro: Huh??
Kelsey: Will you miss me when I leave?
Caro: SO MUCH. So FUCKING MUCH!! *screaming* DON'T GO TO CHIIILEEE....! *leans into Kelsey and thus blinds her with all the extra hair* Don't go to Chile pleeeease,
Aki: Yeah don't go don't go~!
Caro: Don't go to Chile, don't go to Chile, pleeeeease don't go to Chile.....
Aki: Yeah stay stay~!
Caro: *begging* Please don't go to Chile, please don't go to Chile.....
Kelsey: But I have to. I have to go.
Caro: *demanding* DON'T GO TO CHILE. *begging* Don't go to Chile pleeeease!! Don't go t--
Aki: Yeah staaaay, stay in Washington~!
Caro: Don't go to Chile!! Listen to Akiyoshi, listen to Aki..yo..shi!!!! *demanding* Don't go to Chile. ........ Don't go to Chile.
Kelsey: I already bought my tickets! Sarah? Are you gonna miss me?
Sarah: Kelsey! You are one of my best friends here. I wish we could spend more ti--
Caro: DON'T GO TO CHILE!!! DON'T GO TO CHILEEEEE!!
Aki: *to Caro* I really like you. I really like you.
Caro: *hopeful* Really? Really?? ...................... Wait, you mean like, like friends right?
Aki: .... Yeah yeah yeah.
Caro: Okay good. *hug while still sitting on Kelsey's lap*
little while later..
Kelsey: Carolyn, ...
Caro: *singing along with Rock Band song* THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU KELSEY. DON'T GO TO CHILE. PLEASE DON'T GO TO CHILE.
Kelsey: But I have to!
Caro: WHY?!
Kelsey: I have to learn Spanish...
Caro: WHAT! Go to Mexico!
Kelsey: Mexico is still far from Washington.
Caro: Not it's not. It's ...... It's not a country away... Don't go to Mexico. I mean Chile! I mean, I mean... I don't know where you're going but don't go. What where are you going DON'T GO. DON'T GO KELSEYYY. *swigs off a wine bottle*
Sarah and Caro: FUCK YOU, YEAH FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU!!
Kelsey: Fuck who??
Caro: Fuck you, all of you. Wait who are we fucking?
Sarah: Fuck anything with a penis!! (brilliant line there..)
Kelsey: Except Akiyoshi!
Caro: Akiyoshi has the biggest penis alive!!
Aki: You've never seen it~~
Sarah: I've seen it in my dreams, Akiyoshi!!
Kelsey: I don't care if it's big or small or abnormal. I love Akiyoshi, he's the only man in my life. Aki, tell me something.
Aki: I really like you.
Kelsey: You like me? What's that mean? Like a friend?
Aki: Eh, no no, more akjh sgwhsk kjshgfriend. (didn't catch that part)
Kelsey: More than most friends?
Aki: I think you're attractive too.
Caro: We are fwends!! We are fwrends!!!
Sarah: Look it's Kyle! Can we have Kyle be the exception to the rule?
Kyle: Exception to what rule?
Caro: To the male species.
Kyle: So I'm .. not ..a male? Is that what that means?
Kelsey: No, you and Akiyoshi are the only exceptions to the... er.. I don't remember.
Caro: Don't go to Chile! *smother*
Kelsey: Oh god! ...... What was the rule again?
Sarah: Well the rule is, everything with a penis fucking sucks. But Kyle and Akiyoshi.
11.21.2008
Good memories.
Carolyn's latest reminded me of this.
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